Thursday, May 24, 2007

An Open Letter to the Mayor

Dear Mayor Bloomberg,

Please run for President! I know your detractors don't think you have a hope of winning, and I know that you've said you aren't running, but c'mon, that billion dollars you set aside just in case must be burning a hole in your pocket. I have no idea where you stand on Iraq, health care, education, iTunes reform, mandatory gargling or any other issue--but I think your third party voice would be a valuable contribution to the national debate.

Oh, and if you siphon enough electoral college votes to prevent any candidate getting the necessary majority, then the Democratic-controlled House of Representatives would get to decide.

Pretty please?

Yours,
Let's Get Paul

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