Offensive much?
Happy 9/11 Cards
No, seriously, who would send a "Happy" 9/11 card? Is this meant for ironic hipsters or jingoistic right-wingers? Either way, I think it fails.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Another Dear John Letter
Dear John
Please don't endorse Obama until after Super Tuesday. Because, otherwise, it will make Hillary cry, and then she'll win every state.
Yours,
Let's Get Paul
Please don't endorse Obama until after Super Tuesday. Because, otherwise, it will make Hillary cry, and then she'll win every state.
Yours,
Let's Get Paul
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
A Dear John Letter
Dear John,
How much is she paying you? No, seriously.
Whatever it is, we'll double it. Me and my haphazard posse, that's who.
How did I know? Come on, John, there's no other possible reason you're still in the race. You know that I know that you know you won't win the nomination.
Your backdoor philandering (no that isn't a gay joke) has gone too far for a Vice Presidential candidate. (Besides, we all know what your being attached to a ticket does to a campaign.) But if you get out now and endorse you-know-who-you-should, maybe we can swing Secretary of State or Labor or something.
We'll put in a good word for you.
Yours,
Let's Get Paul
How much is she paying you? No, seriously.
Whatever it is, we'll double it. Me and my haphazard posse, that's who.
How did I know? Come on, John, there's no other possible reason you're still in the race. You know that I know that you know you won't win the nomination.
Your backdoor philandering (no that isn't a gay joke) has gone too far for a Vice Presidential candidate. (Besides, we all know what your being attached to a ticket does to a campaign.) But if you get out now and endorse you-know-who-you-should, maybe we can swing Secretary of State or Labor or something.
We'll put in a good word for you.
Yours,
Let's Get Paul
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