But what if he wins?!

True, the Democrats do have an uncanny knack to lose elections. Given their inefficacy in 2000 and 2004, a squid candidate seems to have a better shot than a Democratic contender. In 2008, however, a squid candidate would make a better choice for the Republican nomination than Ron Paul.

Are you kidding me?? He said American brought 9/11 upon itself. So what if it's true?--what red-blooded Republican wants to hear that?

If Democrats don't know how to spin that to their advantage, they deserve four years of Ron Paul. Bring on the squids.